Sunday, January 23, 2011

Our Spiteful Dog

Her name is Lexi.  She's an angel when we leave her every day to go to work but as soon as we break from schedule and go out at night or on the weekend, all of my possessions are at risk.  She doesn't just chew, she consumes. Whatever anger she has about us leaving her, she takes it all out on me.

Baring her over-active teeth

Things of mine Lexi has eaten:
  • Retainers
  • Sentimental hand-knit cashmere blanket
  • Sheets
  • Duvet cover
  • Flip flops
  • The toes of numerous socks
  • Underwear
  • Shirt
  • Hair clip
  • ...and counting
Things of Ryan's Lexi has eaten:
  • ...

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